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Super Mario Bros 5"  Koopaling Lemmy  Figure Toy MS1698

Super Mario Bros 5" Koopaling Lemmy Figure Toy MS1698

- $0.97 30m
Klaatu 1983 Near Mint With Weapon

Klaatu 1983 Near Mint With Weapon

- $4.99 30m
Emperors Royal Guard

Emperors Royal Guard

- $3.99 30m
Imperial Commander 1980 Hong Kong

Imperial Commander 1980 Hong Kong

- $3.99 30m
Space Case Vintage Action Figure Holder 1970's

Space Case Vintage Action Figure Holder 1970's

- $14.99 30m
Bib Fortuna  1983

Bib Fortuna 1983

- $3.99 30m
Hammer Head 1978 Hong Kong Complete and Near Mint With Blaster Pistol

Hammer Head 1978 Hong Kong Complete and Near Mint With Blaster Pistol

- $5.99 30m
Rambo Twin 7.62 Machine Gun Mount

Rambo Twin 7.62 Machine Gun Mount

- $3.99 30m
Mezco Silent Screamers Frankenstein action figure NIB

Mezco Silent Screamers Frankenstein action figure NIB

- $19.99 30m
STAR TREK  Christopher Pike 9" Figure Playmates MIB 1996 Federation Edition

STAR TREK Christopher Pike 9" Figure Playmates MIB 1996 Federation Edition

- $14.99 30m
Star Wars --Space Creatures Kit--Figure Maker ---MISB

Star Wars --Space Creatures Kit--Figure Maker ---MISB

- $19.95 30m
Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Promo Poster 50" Cars LK

Pirates of the Caribbean Movie Promo Poster 50" Cars LK

- $21.00 30m
Deformaste?r Petit Kamen Rider : Part 3 :  Kaixa

Deformaste?r Petit Kamen Rider : Part 3 : Kaixa

- $6.00 30m
STAR WARS POWER OF THE FORCE GREEDO  NEW ON CARD

STAR WARS POWER OF THE FORCE GREEDO NEW ON CARD

- $3.99 30m
Star Wars Phantom Menance Destroyer Droid Comm Tech Action Figure

Star Wars Phantom Menance Destroyer Droid Comm Tech Action Figure

- $6.95 30m
Collectible Star Wars Wookie Warriors Loose Lot

Collectible Star Wars Wookie Warriors Loose Lot

- $9.99 30m
NEW JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR MOVIE *CPL.LYLE WAINFLEET

NEW JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR MOVIE *CPL.LYLE WAINFLEET

- $12.77 30m
Star Wars --Droids Kit--Figure Maker ---MISB

Star Wars --Droids Kit--Figure Maker ---MISB

- $19.95 30m
The Adventures of Batman and Robin- Kenner- Ras Al Ghul figure

The Adventures of Batman and Robin- Kenner- Ras Al Ghul figure

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$15.99
$76.00
30m
Skylanders Darklight Crypt Portal Key

Skylanders Darklight Crypt Portal Key

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$6.99
$16.00
30m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's only a joke!

 

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