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Peanuts 50th ANNIVERSARY SNOOPY Kid Meal Wendy's Toy

Peanuts 50th ANNIVERSARY SNOOPY Kid Meal Wendy's Toy

- $7.00 31m
TINY TOON-BUSTER BUNNY- McDONALDS PROMO   (#1747)

TINY TOON-BUSTER BUNNY- McDONALDS PROMO (#1747)

- $3.99 37m
CABBAGE PATCH KIDS -DANCER- McDONALDS PROMO  (#1748)

CABBAGE PATCH KIDS -DANCER- McDONALDS PROMO (#1748)

- $3.99 44m
McDonalds The Litttle Mermaid characters

McDonalds The Litttle Mermaid characters

- $3.00 48m
2008 Crayola Serpentine Design Star BK Watch Toy

2008 Crayola Serpentine Design Star BK Watch Toy

- $10.00 56m
Vtg 1940s WHEATIES Premium~ETHAN ALLEN~Cereal Box  FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

Vtg 1940s WHEATIES Premium~ETHAN ALLEN~Cereal Box FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

- $16.74 1h 5m
* MIP 2001 McDonalds Animal Alley Mint Set - Lot of 9

* MIP 2001 McDonalds Animal Alley Mint Set - Lot of 9

- $19.99 1h 6m
Vtg 1940s WHEATIES Premium~TICONDEROGA REDCOAT~Cereal Box  FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

Vtg 1940s WHEATIES Premium~TICONDEROGA REDCOAT~Cereal Box FIGHT FOR FREEDOM

- $16.74 1h 6m
VINTAGE SUGAR BEAR TIGER CEREAL FIGURES PREMIUM (50)

VINTAGE SUGAR BEAR TIGER CEREAL FIGURES PREMIUM (50)

- $12.99 1h 10m
* 1995 McDonalds Muppet Workshop Set - Lot of 4

* 1995 McDonalds Muppet Workshop Set - Lot of 4

- $7.99 1h 13m
BEHIND the SCENE-TEMPLATES- McDONALDS PROMO   (#1749)

BEHIND the SCENE-TEMPLATES- McDONALDS PROMO (#1749)

- $3.99 1h 16m
BEHIND the SCENE-VIEWER- McDONALDS PROMO   (#1750)

BEHIND the SCENE-VIEWER- McDONALDS PROMO (#1750)

- $3.99 1h 23m
Rin Tin Tin Patch Featuring major Swanson

Rin Tin Tin Patch Featuring major Swanson

- $15.00 1h 26m
BEHIND  SCENE-BALANCE BUDDIES- McDONALDS PROMO(#1751)

BEHIND SCENE-BALANCE BUDDIES- McDONALDS PROMO(#1751)

- $3.99 1h 27m
Complete Set of 12 McDonald's Ty Teenie beanies 1998

Complete Set of 12 McDonald's Ty Teenie beanies 1998

- $15.00 1h 28m
Complete Set of 8 McDonald's Amazing Wildlife 1994

Complete Set of 8 McDonald's Amazing Wildlife 1994

- $15.00 1h 29m
McDonald's Sleeping Beauty Toy Flora MIP

McDonald's Sleeping Beauty Toy Flora MIP

- $18.95 1h 29m
NEW Wendy's City Of Ember Emberometer Toy

NEW Wendy's City Of Ember Emberometer Toy

- $3.00 1h 30m
general mills cereal stuff toys set of 7

general mills cereal stuff toys set of 7

- $20.00 1h 32m
SET of 6 1988 Used McDonalds McNugget Buddies

SET of 6 1988 Used McDonalds McNugget Buddies

- $19.99 1h 43m

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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

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A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!

Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

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A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



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A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

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A. In a double ring ceremony!

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Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!

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who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
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